Noelle asked:


I mean seriously. As a female over age 16 there are 3 options.

1. Really stupid things like giant credit cards and slices of pizza.

2. A skimpy stripper/hooker costume.

3. Nothing at all.

And no, I’m not fat or obese, I just don’t think I need to walk around like I’m looking for tips and a good time. Also, it’s cold! (I live in the north) I’m guessing that mostly girls buy these things and just head right indoors to some party.

Ladies, can I get a witness?

Boys Halloween Costumes